1pm me- when i get home from dinner i’m gonna get all my work done!
9:40 me- i’ve eaten and messed around on the internet, i’ve eaten again and still my work is incomplete. Let’s watch a movie!
Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit up
But wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?
Fulfill The Prophecy
It’s 8 pm and I don’t have all my work done but I’m seriously considering rewatching one of the iron man movies